Today is National Ginuary Day

I was reading online stuff, as usual, when you have nothing better to do.  So, today is National Ginuary Day. That gave me a laugh, but now – I can have a double or even a triple tonight. The online advice suggests a new brand. I have nineteen already, but one more won’t hurt. He would have laughed, like he always laughed. At me, at everything I tried and failed at. He was easily amused. I shall drink my twentieth new flavour tonight, to celebrate my freedom. Then I’ll clean the blood off the floor and make the phone call. Cheers