I was five. The chair was enormous. So was the dentist. She was modelled on the Incredible Hulk, or he on her. Pitiless, without compassion. Clearly, didn’t like children. I remember, as if it were yesterday. I sobbed and fought, as one huge hand shoved my chest back into the seat, while the other put something rubbery on my face. Then – blood and my mother dragging me home, deaf to my weeping. I’m in my seventies now, but the terror remains. I didn’t even get to keep the tooth nor the penny from the fairy. She was pitiless, too.





